The Taco Temporal Theory states that the fabric of space-time is woven like a tortilla, folded and refolded by the mighty hands of the taco gods. This theory proposes that every decision, every action, and every taco consumed creates a new branch in the timeline, each one a delicious and unique flavor profile.
Our researchers have discovered that the Quantum Taco Rift phenomenon is not just a myth, but a tangible representation of the taco-filled fabric of reality.
Join us in exploring the Temporal Taco Paradox, where the past, present, and future collide in a flavorful explosion of tortillas and cheese.
Or, if you will, read our Alternative Facts about the origins of the taco.
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