Temporal Displacement 101

Tip 1: Timey-McTimeface

Don't try to wear your past as a badge of honor, it's just a bunch of expired coupons and old receipts.

Tip 2: Temporal Regrets

Avoid using your grandfather's old clothes, they're not as flattering as you think.

Tip 3: Displacement Discomfort

Don't try to force your past onto your present, it's like trying to put socks on a chicken.

Temporal Displacement Troubleshooting

Frozen in the Time Stream

Displaced From Reality