It all began in the year 3056, when our esteemed leader, Tempus the Unyielding, decided to create a temporal paradox that would change the course of history forever.
By creating a time loop, Tempus inadvertently trapped himself in an infinite cycle of reliving the same 5 minutes over and over. And so, the Temporal Laws were born.
As Tempus's predicament grew increasingly dire, the people of the land began to rise up against him. The Time War raged on, with time travelers clashing in a struggle for control.
But Tempus, determined to break the cycle, created an army of Temporal Guards to keep the peace.
And so, the Great Time War ended with a resounding defeat for the rebels, but a Pyrrhic victory for Tempus. His sanity was forever lost to the timestream.