TERMS OF SERVITUDE

By visiting this website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Servitude, which are subject to change at our whim. If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

1. You must not use our website for any purpose other than to be mildly entertained or slightly annoyed.

2. We reserve the right to change our minds about anything at any time. Including this list of terms.

3. You must not attempt to use our website as a substitute for actual human interaction. We're not here to be your friend.

4. You must not use our website to spread hate, propaganda, or misinformation. We have a zero-tolerance policy for being nice.

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