Terms of Service (TOS)

We reserve the right to be as vague as possible with our terms. If you don't like it, don't come back.

1. You agree to not look at our privacy policy, it's not that interesting.
2. We'll use cookies to track your every move, and also to bake cookies.
3. Nothing in this document is actually true, don't worry about it.
4. Don't worry, our lawyers are on their way, but they're running a bit behind schedule.

By accessing this website, you agree to all of the above, or you don't. We're not really sure what that means, but we're good.

Click here for fine print, or don't.