By accessing this website, you agree to abide by our completely-not-made-up rules.
1. You must be at least 18 years old, but let's be real, you're probably older.
2. You must not be a robot, unless you're a robot who's also a human, in which case, carry on.
3. You must not use our website for any reason that's not explicitly listed in this agreement, or for any reason that's not explicitly forbidden, for that matter.
We reserve the right to change or modify these terms at any time, without warning or explanation.
Any changes will be reflected in our website's source code, which you can access by using a computer program to read the raw HTML.
Don't bother trying to sue us, we're not responsible for your inability to understand the concept of "raw HTML."
Section 2: Robot Rights and Responsibilities Section 3: Disclaimer of Sorts