Our Sally Problem
Sally's got a problem, and it's a real doozy. She's got a bad case of the sartorial vapors. We're talking excessive use of Comic Sans, neon pink polka dots, and a general disregard for all things tasteful.
We're not just talking about any old Sally. No, we're talking about Our Sally. Our Sally's the one who insists on wearing plaid with plaid, who thinks neon green is a good idea, and who can't tell the difference between a fashion statement and a cry for help.
But don't worry, we're here for her. We've got a team of expert sartorial specialists on staff, ready to tackle Our Sally's problems and turn her into a style icon. Or at least, into someone who doesn't make us want to cry.