Q: What is the point of this thing?
A: The point is to make you question your life choices.
Q: How do I set up my Trusty Goggles?
A: You don't. They're already set up. They're like that.
Q: What are advanced settings?
A: Don't ask. Just don't.
Q: How do I calibrate my Trusty Goggles?
A: With a wrench. Or a hammer. Something.
Q: What happens if my Trusty Goggles break?
A: You'll just have to trust your other senses.
Q: Can I return my Trusty Goggles?
A: Ha! You're on your own.