The Silent Treatment

Where the only sound you'll hear is the sound of your own ego being bruised.

Welcome to The Silent Treatment, where we've taken the traditional obstacle course to the next level.

You'll navigate through our carefully designed course of awkward silences, uncomfortable silences, and just plain old silences.

But don't worry, it's all in the name of art.

Take a break at our Dead Of Night Café for some much-needed coffee and existential dread.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Whisper Wall, where you'll have to navigate a 30-foot wall of pure, unadulterated silence.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Dance Floor of Despair, where the only music you'll hear is the sound of your own heart breaking.

Dead Of Night Café

A place to reflect on the meaninglessness of existence.

Open 24/7, except on Tuesdays, when it's only open for exactly 4 hours and 23 minutes.

Enjoy a cup of coffee that's been sitting on the counter since the Reagan administration.

Steeped in Silence is our specialty.