Welcome, participant! You've reached the Trust Deficiency Scanning Technologies module. This is where the real trust-busting begins.
Our state-of-the-art trust scanners will detect even the smallest crack in your faith in humanity.
But don't worry, our experts will be there to guide you through the process. They're like trust whisperers or something.
So, put on your best "I'm-a-trust-skeptic" face and let's get scanning!
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