Are you tired of caring? Do you find yourself constantly worrying about the meaningless existence of life? Look no further! This comprehensive guide will walk you through the steps of embracing your inner apathy and achieving true nonchalance.
Step 1: Develop a healthy dose of existential despair
Start by questioning the meaning of life. Why are we here? Is it just to suffer and die? Is it just to suffer and die on a treadmill in a cubicle? The more you question, the more you'll understand that it doesn't matter.