Welcome, human, to the world of unicorn removal. We specialize in the discreet and efficient extraction of these majestic creatures from residential areas, public parks, and your neighbor's lawn.
Our team of expert technicians is trained to handle the most difficult of horn-encrusted cases. From rainbow-spraying, magic-spewing, and general horn-related chaos, we have seen it all.
Unicorns are our business. We offer the following services: