Because sometimes, you just can't have it all.
Or, you know, you can, but why make it easy for yourself?
Chapter 1: The Art of Saying No Without Actually Saying NoMaster the delicate dance of feigned interest and calculated disinterest.
Chapter 2: The 5 Stages of Denial (and Why You'll Never Make It to Stage 5)Denial is a river, and you'll just have to wade through it, I guess.
Chapter 3: The Unyielding Warrior's Guide to Passive-Aggressive Email TemplatesBecause, let's be real, who needs to be clear when you can be obtuse?
Chapter 4: Advanced Techniques for Evasion and ObfuscationIt's all about making it harder for others to find you, not harder for you to find yourself.