The Art of Blooping

Welcome to the premier resource on the intricacies of Blooping etiquette!

• Rule 1: Bloobing is a verb, not a noun.
• Rule 2: Always Bloop with the intention of making a statement, never to make eye contact.
• Rule 3: A Bloop without a Blooper is like a hug without a hugger.
• Rule 4: The art of Blooping is not just about Blooping, but also about Non-Blooping prophets.
• Rule 5: Never Bloop at a funeral, or any other solemn occasion, unless it's a well-rehearsed exception.

Stay tuned for more Blooping tips and tricks in our upcoming Blooping 101 series!