The Art of Blooping: Step 1 Practice

Practice makes perfect, or so they say. In our esteemed institution for Blooping Enthusiasts, we've distilled the art down to its most basic, yet most essential, form.

Step 1: Hold a rubber chicken with both hands, making sure not to squeeze too hard. You see, a chicken is not just a chicken, it's a gateway to a world of Blooping possibilities.

Now, take a deep breath and... BLOOP!

Next Step: The Art of Blooping Optional Practice: Blooping with Household Objects