Blooping 101: A Guide to the Art of Unintentional Destruction

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Welcome to The Art of Blooping, where the art of doing it wrong becomes the art itself. In this esteemed institution, we're here to teach you the art of taking the right steps in all the wrong directions.

Lesson 1: The Bloop

A Bloop is the act of taking a perfectly good idea and ruining it for everyone involved. It's like a beautiful flower that's been trampled by an elephant, a delicious cake that's been dropped on the floor, or a well-planned vacation that ended up in a ditch.