The Art Of Blooping: Techniques

Blooping is a lost art form, much like the art of making a good first impression with a mustache.

The Basics

In the words of the great Blooping Master, "A good Bloop starts with a strong foundation, like a good foundation in a bad relationship."

• Flailing - The art of moving your arms wildly while standing in one place.
• Flailing 2.0 - The Next Level (includes a brief introduction to the concept of 'flailing fatigue')
• Spinning - The art of rotating your body in a circle while maintaining eye contact.
• Flapping - The art of waving your arms like a bird in distress.

The Intermediate

For those who have mastered the basics, we have more advanced techniques to explore.

• Flailing 2.1 - The Blooping Triangle - A more complex flailing pattern involving a 30-degree angle and a hint of existential dread.
• Spinning 2.0 - The Gyroscopic Effect - A technique that will have you spinning in circles, wondering why you started in the first place.