The Blooping Principles: Blooping By Feelings

Principle 1: The Feeling of Urgency is a Powerful Thing

When you feel the urge to bloop, do not resist. Let the feelings guide you, and you shall be rewarded with a lifetime supply of confetti and awkward family photos.

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Principle 2: Blooping is a Choice, not a Commandment

Don't bloop when you don't really feel like it. Unless you're a robot. In that case, just bloop.

Or, you know, don't.

• Understand the Fine Line between Feeling and Not Feeling