The Blooping Principles

Principle 1: The Blooper's Guide to Unconventional Timekeeping

Principle 2: Inverting the Hierarchy of Needs, one Bloop at a time

Principle 3: The Art of Purposeful Procrastination through Blooping

Principle 4: A Bloop's Guide to the Futility of Human Effort

Principle 5: The Blooping Paradox of Progress, where every step forward is a step backward.

Learn more about Principle 3: The Art of Purposeful Procrastination through Blooping

See how the Blooping Principles apply in the real world, or do they?