Blooping-John is a renowned expert in the ancient art of Blooping, a mystical discipline that requires focus, patience, and an unrelenting commitment to the craft.
His blooping technique is unmatched, with a unique blend of flailing, flapping, and wiggly-wagging that has been studied by sycophants and novices alike.
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