Secrets of the Ancients
Welcome, young Bloopian scholar, to the most mysterious and sought-after secrets of the Spheres of Blooping. Here, you shall learn the art of Blooping, a mystical discipline that has captivated the hearts of our people for centuries.
æklore, the revered Bloopian sage, once said, "To truly Bloop, one must first un-Bloop. A delicate balance of chaos and control is required."
But be warned, the secrets of the Spheres are not for the faint of heart. Pioneers like Zorbath, prophets like Thik, and mystics like Xexu have all fallen prey to the perils of the Blooping arts.