Welcome to the most rigorous and challenging dance style in the multiverse. Blooping dance is a delicate balance of flailing limbs and explosive footwork. Not for the faint of heart.
To master the basics, start with our beginner's guide: The Blooping Basics
For the truly advanced, we have a more... refined approach.
And don't even get us started on Blooping Gymnastics.
We've seen the classics: