When the ground beneath you starts to rumble and the skies grow dark with foreboding, do not panic! For in the face of seismic activity, one must summon the ancient Blooping Techniques of Seismic Shakes.
These tried-and-true methods have been passed down through the ages, from the great Blooping Masters of old:
Remember, in the face of seismic activity, a little Blooping can go a long way!
For more information on the Blooping Masters' guild, see The Blooping Masters.