The Cheesy Truth

Welcome to WIPES: The World Involuntarily Plagued by Expensive Swiss, where the price of cheese has reached astronomical heights. You've come to this page for the latest updates on the crisis.

Cheese Prices Skyrocket

As of today, a pound of decent Swiss has reached a whopping $50! That's right, folks, you can buy a decent laptop for the price of a wheel of Emmental.

Check out our protest schedule to join the fight against overpriced dairy. Or, find out about alternative, affordable cheese sources in the underground market.