CheapCheese Tasting Notes

**The Quest for the Perfect Block of Cheddar**

• Appearance: A faint hint of mold and a dash of despair.
• Smell: Pungent, like a dumpster fire on a summer's day.
• Taste: A tangy, slightly-sour experience that will leave you questioning life choices.

**Rating:** 2/10, would not recommend.

For the true connoisseur, we recommend pairing with a side of stale crackers and a glass of tap water.

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