The Cheesemageddon Awaits

Welcome to the Market of Doom

Where the only thing more abundant than the smell of despair is the stench of rotting cheese

Featured Products:

• Blue Gouda Blues - The finest in artisanal, imported, and utterly useless cheese
• Wedge of Doom - A wedge of gouda, a wedge of despair
• Roaring Gouda Goats - Because who needs actual goats when you can have a bunch of angry, cheese-hating goats

Market Stats:

Current Inventory: 5000 lbs of rotting cheese

Projected Losses: $10,000,000

Employee Morale: -100%