Welcome to The Finley Flop
Where the coffee flows like the tears of the damned
Finley Flop, the renowned culinary disaster, where the soup is overcooked, and the service is underwhelming. Come for the thrill of watching our chefs try to not set off the fire alarm, stay for the agony of eating a meal that's been sat in the fridge since 2018.
Menu | Meet the Staff of DespairToday's Special
Today's special is a 'Mystery Meatloaf', which is a meatloaf that's been left out since the Clinton administration. It's a real mystery!
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