Why Won't It Work?

Because I'm the FinleyFlop, that's why.

It's a tale of woe and frustration.

Where the coffee flows like the tears I cry

As I stare at this screen, wondering why

It just won't do the thing that I'm told.

Why won't it work? Because, apparently, I'm a

moron.

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