The Finny Fiasco continued on its merry way, fueled by an insatiable hunger for the Golden Snack. Our hero, Finny, trudged through the desert, his stomach growling louder than a pack of wild wolverines.
As he crested the Dune of Disappointment, Finny spied a glimmer on the horizon. Could it be? No, wait, it's just a discarded Dorito's bag. But still, it's something.
Read on, brave adventurer!Finny's stomach, sensing his proximity to the Snack, began to protest with a series of ear-piercing growls.
But fear not! Finny's about to get his hands on that Snack, even if it kills him!Thirst: 7/10
Hunger: 11/10
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