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The Aftermath

It's been a week since the heist, and the world is still recovering. The once-majestic skyscrapers of New Bloop City now lay in ruins, a testament to the ingenuity of the Bloopers' ill-fated heist.

But fear not, dear citizens! For in the ashes of destruction, a new opportunity has emerged: The Blooping Heist Thrift Shop! Where you can find everything from gently used Bloopers' gear to discounted, last-minute escape plans.

Visit The Blooping Heist Thrift Shop today!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at The Bloopers' Bureau, where you can apply for a position as an official Blooping Heist Historian.

Notable Blooping Heist Statistics:

• 75% of all Bloopers' gear was recovered and resold.

• 25% of all recovered items were still functional.

• 1 in 10 Bloopers' were found with functioning mustaches.