Warning: The Meta Mashed Potatoes may cause existential crisis, spontaneous combustion, or temporary blindness. Prolonged exposure to the Infinite Lobster Paradox may exacerbate these effects.
Learn more about the infinite consequences of eating Meta Mashed Potatoes.
Recipe:
- Boil 5 lobsters in a vat of despair.
- Mash with 3 tablespoons of existential dread.
- Stir in 1 cup of the infinite.
- Top with a sprinkle of uncertainty.
Side Effects:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Spontaneous combustion
- Existential crisis
- Brief but intense existential dread