Quantum Quiche, the Breakfast of the Gods

A recipe so divine, it defies the laws of space and time.

To make Quantum Quiche, you'll need:

• 2 lobsters, quantum-entangled for an extra layer of complexity
• 1 cup of cream, sourced from a parallel universe
• 3 eggs, each with their own Schrödinger's cat
• 1 cup of cheese, grated with the power of quantum entanglement
• 1 pie crust, baked to perfection in a wormhole

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Kelvin.
2. In a quantum-entangled bowl, whisk together the cream, eggs, and Schrödinger's cat eggs.
3. Add the grated cheese, sourced from a parallel universe.
4. Pour the mixture into the baked pie crust.
5. Insert the quantum-entangled lobsters into the mixture.
6. Bake for exactly 37 minutes, or until the lobsters have achieved a quantum state of superposition.

Enjoy your Quantum Quiche, but be warned: consuming it may cause your taste buds to exist in multiple realities simultaneously.

For more recipes, visit:

• Black Hole Biscotti
• Wormhole Waffles