The Time Traveler's Dilemma
Temporal Anomalies in Toytown
Warning: Time travel can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to chrono-disruptions can cause:
- Disco-era fashion sense
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "Dyson Sphere!" at inopportune moments
- Spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible)
Anomalies by Time Period
Prehistoric Era (0 AD)
Massive T-Rex sightings in downtown Toytown
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Medieval Era (500 AD)
Unexplained outbreaks of Jousting for fun and sport
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Modern Era (1985 AD)
Brief, inexplicable fascination with neon-colored leg warmers
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Causes
Causes of Temporal Anomalies are often unknown, but suspected to be the result of:
- Unstable chrono-displacement
- Cosmic radiation from nearby supernovae
- Malfunctioning Toytown Time Machine #3 (TMTM#3)
Remedies
In the meantime, Toytown citizens are advised to:
- Stay calm and carry on
- Avoid sudden movements
- Keep a firm grip on their sanity