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Breaking: Mysterious Toybox Mysterium Solved!

Our top scientists at Toytown's premier research center have cracked the code to unlocking the secret of the Toybox, an ancient, mysterious artifact that has puzzled the city for centuries! Using a combination of logic, determination, and copious amounts of nacho cheese dust, they have finally figured out that it's just a really big box.

When questioned about their groundbreaking discovery, lead scientist Dr. Emily Brick said, "I mean, it was pretty obvious, but we're just glad to have finally gotten to the bottom of it."

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and be sure to tune in next week for our special report on the mystery of the missing Sock Puppet!

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