About Us: The Ocean is Our Lab
We are a team of marine biologists who have given up on saving the planet, so instead, we're just observing it.
We've been studying the ocean for years, but our research has been going downhill (or should I say, down tide?). Our focus has shifted from 'How can we save the ocean?' to 'Let's just watch it burn.'
Our team consists of:
- Dr. Finley McFishface, our lead researcher, who's always finding new ways to get his lab coat covered in fish sauce.
- Dr. Coral, our resident coral reef specialist, who's secretly a fan of 80s disco music.
- Dr. Squid, our cephalopod expert, who's actually a part-time octopus whisperer.
Want to meet the team?
Our Research