We've been studying the aerodynamics of plastic bags in ocean currents. It turns out, they're not just blowing in the wind, they're actually being blown by the wind... into our faces.
We're using a combination of wind tunnels, oceanographic models, and our keen sense of smell to track the movement of these pesky bags.
Our research has led us to conclude that plastic bags are the new jellyfish of the ocean. They're like, everywhere!
Want to help us study the ocean's plastic bag problem? Join our research team and receive a free bag-scented tote bag!