Sea Squirting Theories

Project Sea Squirting is a research initiative focused on studying the aerodynamics of sea squirrels in motion. We're talking high-speed squirting, people!

Our Current Research Questions

Our Theories

Squirting Theory 1: Squirting = 1.5x the energy of walking

Our research suggests that sea squirting requires 1.5 times the energy of walking, due to the inefficiency of squirting in the water.

Squirting Theory 2: Squirting is not just for squirting

Our research shows that squirting is not just about squirting, it's about the art of squirting. It's about style, speed, and the thrill of the chase.

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