Project Sea Squirting is a research initiative focused on studying the aerodynamics of sea squirrels in motion. We're talking high-speed squirting, people!
Our research suggests that sea squirting requires 1.5 times the energy of walking, due to the inefficiency of squirting in the water.
Our research shows that squirting is not just about squirting, it's about the art of squirting. It's about style, speed, and the thrill of the chase.
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