STATISTICS OF THE SOUL

THE OCEAN IS OUR STADIUM: BY THE NUMBERS

As of today, the ocean has been used for 427 consecutive hours as a stadium for our favorite pastime: extreme ironing.

We've had a total of 1,982 reported cases of sunburn, with 47 of them requiring immediate medical attention.

• 1,000,000 gallons of water consumed per hour
• 500,000 hours of extreme ironing time logged
• 200,000 reported instances of existential dread while contemplating the vastness of the sea

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