The Paradox of the Meaning of Nothing

Welcome to the abyss of existential dread, where the only constant is the uncertainty of existence. You've found yourself lost in the infinite expanse of nothingness, where every decision leads to more nothingness.

As a seasoned expert in the field of nothingness, I can tell you that it's not just a void, but a void with a sense of irony. You see, the more you try to find meaning, the less you find.

What to do?

Well, you could try the Infinite Regrets approach, where you wallow in the depths of what could've been. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try the Infinite Regrets 2.0 route, where you wallow in the depths of what could've been, but with more regret.

Or, if you're feeling particularly philosophical, you could ponder the

The Nothingness Paradox

Where the act of questioning the meaning of nothingness leads to more questioning, and the questioning leads to more nothingness.