The Paradox of the Meaning of Nothing
Nothing is, and yet nothing is not.
It's a paradox that's always been a bit of a bother.
Especially when you're trying to fill out a job application.
Is There A Problem With Nothing?
Nothing → Is there a problem with nothing?
No → Is there a problem with no?
Yes → Is there a problem with yes?
No → Is there a problem with no?
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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
Or is it not?