The Paradox of the Meaning of Nothing: Nothingness Is Not Nothing
In a shocking twist, we've discovered that nothingness is not actually nothing.
It's more like... well, something.
But what, you ask? A swirling vortex of existential dread? A vast expanse of nothing?
No, no. Nothingness is actually a type of cheese.
A type of artisanal, small-batch, prophets-and-philosophers-only cheese.
It's like a brie, but without the mold.
Or a feta, but without the salt.
Or a cheddar, but without the... well, you get the idea.
Nothingness is a cheese of contradictions, a paradox of flavor and texture.
And it's perfect for snacking on while pondering the meaning of life.