The Paradox of the Meaning of Nothing: Nothingness Is Not Nothing

In a shocking twist, we've discovered that nothingness is not actually nothing.

It's more like... well, something.

But what, you ask? A swirling vortex of existential dread? A vast expanse of nothing?

No, no. Nothingness is actually a type of cheese.

A type of artisanal, small-batch, prophets-and-philosophers-only cheese.

It's like a brie, but without the mold.

Or a feta, but without the salt.

Or a cheddar, but without the... well, you get the idea.

Nothingness is a cheese of contradictions, a paradox of flavor and texture.

And it's perfect for snacking on while pondering the meaning of life.

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