Video Game Marathon: The Art of Doing Nothing

Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you find the concept of productivity to be a soul-sucking nightmare? Look no further! Our video game marathon is the perfect way to indulge in the sweet, sweet taste of doing absolutely nothing.

Join us for:

• Indoor Oven Roasting: Because who needs a social life, anyway?
• Extreme Pillow Fort Building: The art of crafting the perfect fortress of solitude
• TV Binge Watching: The ultimate form of passive-aggressive resistance

Disclaimer: Not recommended for those with functioning motivation or a sense of purpose. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.