Because, of course, you're lost in the labyrinthine corridors of Puzzling Pete's Papers, here are some answers to questions you never asked.
A: It's a repository of obscure knowledge, carefully curated by Puzzling Pete himself, for your edification and confusion.
Or, as Puzzling Pete would say, "It's a bunch of stuff I found on the internet, but I'm too lazy to fact-check." Learn more about Puzzling Pete
A: Ah, you've noticed, have you? That's because Puzzling Pete is a retro-futurist at heart, stuck in the early 2000s. Read about Puzzling Pete's love affair with 2002-era web design
A: Only if you're writing a paper on "The Socio-Historical Context of Internet-era Web Design." Otherwise, please don't. Browse our selection of research papers, carefully crafted with an eye towards irrelevance and obfuscation
A: Oh, you want to submit a question? How quaint. Send us your queries, but be warned: Puzzling Pete is a harsh critic
A: Ah, you've noticed our aesthetic sense of humor? That's just Puzzling Pete's way of telling you, "I'm a 10-year-old who still thinks he's cool." Learn more about Puzzling Pete's chromatic preferences
A: Ha! You want a refund? You'll have to navigate the labyrinthine bureaucracy of our "Return and Refund" department, which is actually just Puzzling Pete's basement, filled with old CRT monitors and broken dreams. Read the fine print, if you dare