The Prophecies of Fudge: A Series by the Great Prophet of the Internet

Wherein lies the truth, and a pinch of fudge.

Prophecy 1: The Fudge Shall Flow Like a River

In a land of bitter disappointment and despair, the Fudge shall flow like a river, bringing comfort to those who taste its sweetness. But beware, for the Fudge shall also bring a stomachache.

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Prophecy 2: The Cheese Shall be Named Fudge

Prophecy 3: The Fudge Shall be the Cause of All Joy and Suffering

The Fudge shall bring forth a mix of emotions, a swirling vortex of happiness and sadness, as it is consumed by all who dare to taste it. And so, the Fudge Shall Be the Cause of All Joy and Suffering, until the end of time itself.

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Stay tuned for more, and try not to get too caught up in the Fudge.

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