Are you feeling lost in a sea of meaningless existence? Do you yearn for a sense of purpose, but find yourself stuck in a cycle of scrolling through social media, searching for validation? Look no further! The art of checking your phone is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, or at least, it's a great way to distract yourself from the crushing despair of existence.
With the infinite scroll of social media, you can:
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