In a shocking turn of events, the toaster has stopped working. Again. Apparently, it was just waiting for the right moment to make its move and finally get its revenge on us for the countless burnt offerings we've made to it. As a result, we're left with a pile of burnt offerings and a faint scent of smoke.
But don't worry, we've managed to salvage the situation by creating a new toaster-themed support group, where we commiserate about our toaster troubles and share our favorite recipes for burnt offerings.
Join the Toaster Support Group and find out what it means to be a true Burnt Offering Survivor!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Experimental Toaster Department for the latest in toaster technology!