Step 1: Prepare for the Longest Ramen Nigiri of Your Life

Gather your ingredients like a squirrel collecting nuts for the apocalypse: 2 cups of water, 1 cup of ramen seasoning, 1 package of instant noodles, 1 can of water (optional but recommended for the existential crisis), a microwave, a stove, and a sense of despair.

Proceed to Step 2: The Agony of Awaiting Noodles

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