Quantum Quackery Inc. - Where Science Meets Poultry

Founded by the great minds of Quackville, we've dedicated ourselves to the study of the most pressing questions in modern physics: the trajectory of ducklings, the aerodynamics of feathered flight, and the transdimensional properties of rubber chickens.

Our team of leading experts in Quackology have developed the following revolutionary theories:

Stay tuned for our next breakthrough in Quantum Flapdynamics and other quacktastic updates from the field!

(Note: Theories of Absurdity is a fictional website and its contents are for entertainment purposes only.)