Prophets of Doom: Throwing Shades at the Fridge

Join us, the prophets of doom, as we gaze upon the fridge with disdain and contempt. Our sacred duty is to critique the contents and judge the unwary.

Today's Scathing Review

Today's victim: last night's pizza.

• Last Night's Pizza
• Expired Carrots: The Unseen Enemy
• Unwashed Fruit: The Sin

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