Throwing Shades at the Fridge: Advanced Variants

• Proper Fridge Torment Techniques
• Fridge Hacking For Beginners
• Unconventional Fridge Snark Tactics

			Throwing shades at the fridge is an art form that requires finesse, cunning, and a healthy dose of disdain.
			For those who have mastered the basics, the following advanced techniques will take your snark to the next level.
		

			1. The Fridge Fatale: A devastating combo of shade-throwing and condescension that will leave your family in awe of your wit.
			2. The Fridge-Fu: A meditative approach that combines shade-throwing with the ancient art of the Five Elements.
			3. The Fridge-Fu-Fu: A fusion of Fridge-Fu and the mystical art of ninjutsu, allowing you to strike without being seen.